Two Blokes Sitting In a Pub

So, two wine traders are sitting a pub over their first beer

They moan about how they spend all their time chasing containers around the world and never get a chance to do any of the interesting stuff that got them into the business in the first place.

They finish their pints and order two more

One says to the other, why don't we just go and buy a couple of tons of grapes and make some wine for ourselves, we can be completely selfish and for once not care about whether anybody else likes it. The other one replies, at least with two tons if we can't sell it, we would be able to to drink it ourselves over a couple of years, maybe with a little help from our friends.

They have a third pint

And go back to talking about football and all the other fluffy stuff that you talk about after three pints which makes perfect sense at the time but afterwards you realise was the beer talking.